[h2]Dirk Messir - Deef Yeet[/h2]
As Dirk went to the right stuff place, market place right right place, he was followed by his fellow follow Slice. Slide was a weirdo guy, and Dirk sometimes has the reasons to be not where is the burning man is, but right now, he can not be leave that he's being followed. How dare he get followed, who's there?!

[i]Slick. Jackass.[/i]

Oh right, this guy. 'We're going to the markerland place,' Dirk wanted to say quietly, and would. 'Art can be art when art does art. And sell for Berries. Make and sell art for that money, is what I mean to wish say went, but not people art. That turns into unfun.' Although, if you get art on to a person, you could sell the art to the person and grab their time for the money...

[i]Great Idea Dirk! Good Thinking![/i]

Yes.

But anywhen, they reach the marketplace, and are stunned at the money going around. Not that much, but some amount is. Sadly the ships are going to close, and Dirk needs to money food the up place, so it's time to duhduhduhduhdududududududbuy! But there's no time for that, because they got offered a blue fruit by some guy. It... it looks similar to the one he already has.

[i]It's a Devil Fruit Failure! You have to buy it Loser! Do it now Jackass![/i]

But it's blue. Dark's is sort of yellow-grey. They... but maybe... because of the spirals into the spiral abyss... no ships heck, there's blue on the fingers. Dirk's never got the blue on the fingers. Or yellowgrey. Maybe it's a lie. He can't know for the shore, though without it.

'Okay good, but let me see it first,' he says, and tries to take the fruit from the guy. But as he does that, the guy should be distructed enough that he doesn't notice that the Divine Purpose said to Dirk that he had to take stuff from the guy's pockets in the secret way, and secretly get them from his him thing going. Some things, anyway. He also makes sure to make sure that he's making sure his pockets were make sure. Make secure. He made his jacket pockets secure with his elbows, because otherwise the guy could tyr to nab the real deal instead of the fake deal, or even his knife that is a contributear to his strength alongside the Rock Lion Energy power Dirk had, and that's no good.

[i]He'll probably steal it anyway, you utter idiot. Do you think he's stupid, or perhaps inopportune? You're going to get your stuff stolen if you're not careful.[/i]