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[center][color=AC58FA][b]Level:[/b][/color] 1
[color=AC58FA][b]Day/Time:[/b][/color] Day 3 - Evening
[color=AC58FA][b]Location:[/b][/color] Forest of Skyrim
[color=AC58FA][b]Tag:[/b][/color] [@Mattchstick][@DracoLunaris][@Zarkun][@Lugubrious]
[color=AC58FA][b]Word Count:[/b][/color] 599[/center]


Robogirl seemed to agree with the team name idea, offering her own suggestion to make it just “crew.” Boss nodded and glanced up at the sky with a smirk. [color=AC58FA][b]“I guess you’re right. It sounds too similar to that one band.”[/b][/color]

The Boss turned around to see Spear Babe bowing to the enemy. He frowned at her as though she were crazy. He then tilted his head back toward the rest of the Crew and whispered, [color=AC58FA][b]“What is she doing? She surrendering?”[/b][/color]

Spear Babe revealed her name to be Azura from the Kingdom of Hoshido. Hoshido…some [s]Japanese[/s] Chinese shit. The Boss’s brows rose as he blinked and then he whirled toward the rest of the group. [color=AC58FA][b]“She’s Chinese!?”[/b][/color] He would have never guessed. His head snapped back over his shoulder, taking in her features again—probably more than what she would have desired if she wasn’t too occupied to notice. He couldn’t believe it!

Azura amazed him a second time when she began to sing. The Boss listened to the blue-haired girl spread her soothing song like a warm blanket over the land. His eagerness to fight the Stormcloaks vanished as Boss crossed his sweater-covered arms before his chest and listened to her pleasant tune. Her song ended with her resting a hand against her chest as though in pain. However, the Boss’s attention was on the dumbfounded soldiers. His lips unzipped into a mischievous grin. They looked completely unarmed.

While Captain Piper and Vent were attempting to reason with the Stormcloaks while they were rational, Boss uncrossed his arms and praised Azura, [color=AC58FA][b]“Great distraction!”[/b][/color]

He then ordered over his shoulder to the others, [color=AC58FA][b]“Let’s kick their ass!”[/b][/color]

The president lunged forth, prepared to literally throw his body into the gaggle to throw their balance when a beam passed over his shoulder. He felt the heat on his cheek, making his hair rise in terror. Boss dropped straight down upon the snow nearly losing his glasses as he pushed them back up the bridge of his nose.

[color=AC58FA][b]“What the hell? They got energy weapons in this game? I thought this was supposed to be some medieval shit!”[/b][/color] Boss exclaimed. He quickly low-crawled over to a large rock and remained on his back in the snow, taking cover. Once he was somewhat safe, he rolled onto his stomach and peeked beyond the rock at the tribal types approaching them. They weren’t wearing any armor from what he could tell. They just had some heavy equipment. [color=AC58FA][b]“Hey, if you guys got some guns or some shit, take those guys out!”[/b][/color]

Boss rolled back onto his back and called out, [color=AC58FA][b]“Kinzie! Kinzie, I need a big gun or something!”[/b][/color]

[color=0072bc][b]“Sorry Boss. The signal to your location is pretty weak. The download is going to take a while.”[/b][/color]

[color=AC58FA][b]“What!? Can’t you and Miller strengthen the connection?”[/b][/color]

[color=0072bc][b]“I’m not working with that Nyte Blade creep!”[/b][/color]

[color=92278f][b]“Woah, don’t involve Nyte Blade in this,”[/b][/color] came Matt. [color=92278f][b]“Nyte Blade has nothing to do with your inability to establish a stronger connection speed to Skyrim.”[/b][/color]

[color=0072bc][b]“Shut up! I can do it. It’ll just take time!”[/b][/color]

[color=92278f][b]“Let me help you.”[/b][/color]

[color=0072bc][b]“You touch this system and I’ll kill you!”[/b][/color]

[color=AC58FA][b]“Guys! GUYS! I’m getting shot at down here can you just hurry and settle your differences and get me some firepower before I’m killed or captured!?!”[/b][/color]

[color=92278f][b]“The Boss wouldn’t still be in danger if you just let me help.”[/b][/color]

[color=0072bc][b]“That’s it!”[/b][/color]

Mr. President could hear Kinzie and Matt arguing and fighting over his comms and he dropped his face in the snow. He couldn’t believe this was happening. Actually, he should have known better by now.