One of our casters got caught by the town guard burying a dead paladin on the outskirts of town. (long story don't ask) So they came and arrested him and me, being a bratty 12 year old in this game, try to fight them off, lost easily, and was also arrested. We need to leave town the next morning on a very important mission so our two ninjas decided to go and see if they can get us released. One Ninja tries to diplomasize in but fails miserably. The other ninja was able to teleport so he teleported into our cell to try to assess the situation. He just happens to teleport in as the guards are making their rounds. He's not making any attempt to hide so he's seen and a guard asked where he came from. And this is the essential breakdown of the conversation that happened.
"How did you get in there?"
"I teleported here."
"Sir, that is humanly impossible. There's no such thing as teleporting." (In this game there was no teleporting. This ninja was special)
"Of course I can. See?"
 *proceeds to teleport out and then back into the cell as the guard stands in awe*
"..... are you human?" 
*Ninja thinks about it for a moment before pulling off his glove and biting his finger*
"Tastes like human"

The guard quit that night. It was his third day on the shift. And that's how we escape jail.