[hider=It's Karen!][center][img]https://i.imgur.com/2XZ3hJP.jpg[/img][hr][h1][sup][b]S H I P P E D [i]![/i]   A P P L I C A T I O N[/b][/sup][/h1][sup][sup][sup][hr][/sup][/sup][/sup][/center][indent][img]https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/404373910298034186/410530737666654211/question_1.png[/img]
[indent][color=FFFF00]Karen Scaletti. I don't really have a middle name. Oh, but my dad used to call me Honeybee because I got stung by a bee. That's not a middle name though. Or a nickname really. I don't even have a dad...I'm just...I'm Karen![/color][/indent]
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[indent][color=FFFF00]Don't the thirty year olds need love too? I guess that's not part of the demographic here. Oh! I'm not thirty.
 Not yet! I AM twenty eight though so I just barely make the cut off? Hopefully? My birthday is in June so I'll still be twenty eight during filming! [/color][/indent]
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[indent][color=FFFF00]I'm from Cleveland. That's in Ohio. I've never been to big cities. Okay, I'm not really from Cleveland exactly.
 I'm from Willoughby. Which is near Cleveland! And we have a really fun annual BBQ rib event![/color][/indent]
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[indent][color=FFFF00]How many adjectives do I get? I'm just kidding! But wow this is hard. I guess I would say I'm selfless? I'm not trying to brag, please don't think that, I just mean that I do a lot of volunteer work in the community and help organize some events and everyone really seems to have a good time which means I have a good time. I'm a romantic at heart, I love those romantic movies where true love exists. I know, I know, I probably shouldn't but I just can't help it. Isn't the belief that there's a perfect soul mate out there for you such a wonderful thing? That means someone out there is waiting for someone who lives with two cats and a fridge full of condiments and wax craft supplies. Not that I am that. I'm just saying. As an example. A weirdly specific example. I think people are inherently good and if people are happy then I'm happy, so the least I can do is give back. But don't take my word for it alone! I've asked some of my friends in the community to write their thoughts. I've attached them here. I haven't read them but I'm sure they'll tell you what I left out![/color]

[i]Who the hell is Karen Scaletti?[/i]

[u]She tried to volunteer at the pediatrics ward of our hospital. We don't take volunteers. But if she wants to clean bedpans for free I'm not going to tell her no.[/u]

[b]She buys catfood in bulk. That's literally all I know about her.[/b]

[i][u]She seems...nice? She's always at local government meetings and is the only person smiling. Who smiles at local government?[/u][/i]

[b][i]I think her charity donations are just tax write offs. No one is that generous.[/i][/b]

[i]No seriously, who the hell is Karen Scaletti? Oh. Oh shit, the weird chick on the radio who does local events? Like ten people show up to those things. What a weirdo.[/i]

[color=FFFF00]As you can see, I'm kind of a bit of a local celebrity! I might not be the prettiest but I've got the biggest heart and that has to count for something![/color][/indent]
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[indent][color=FFFF00]Well I mentioned earlier that I really like romantic movies so I guess that counts as a hobby? I'm just kidding,
 that's not my only hobby! I like playing music. I have an acoustic guitar and I've been taking lessons; I'm no Eric Clapton yet but I've only had six months of lessons! My favorite magazine said it's never to late to find new hobbies, after all! Every morning I go jogging so I suppose that means jogging is a hobby. Oh! Have you heard of Etsy? I make little candle and wax figures and sell them on Etsy and locally at this nice corner store. I like keeping my hands busy I guess! My best seller is a candle figure of [url=https://imgur.com/xVIlnBi]cute little bears[/url] which are GREAT for parties or just to collect. [/color][/indent]
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[indent][color=FFFF00]Oh, I am all the way gay. I have a type. You guys know what a lipstick lesbian is? That's my type. I know it's kind of bad to be exclusive and don't get me wrong I'm not only interested in the pretty femme types, just that I dunno, I really have a thing for them. I used to go to this coffee shop when I was newly out at like twenty one and this really pretty blonde girl worked there and I'm pretty sure we flirted. I know I did. She stopped working there a few years back. 

Generally I don't think flirts are as cute when you're almost thirty. Or at least mine don't seem to be taken well. But I don't let that stop me! Do you believe in love at first sight because I sure do![/color][/indent]
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[indent][color=FFFF00]This is a difficult question. I kind of already accomplished some goals in my life. I've got a fun job as a morning drive radio host. I've got a house. It's small but it's mine, mortgage and all! I guess, kinda corny, but I'd like to have a serious relationship. I haven't had one in about...six years? I think ultimately I'd like to be seen as a philanthropist. Maybe start a foundation. But you kind of have to be famous for that. Just think of it...The Karen Scaletti Scholarship for Orphans or something.
 The Karen Scaletti Home for Wayward Children. The Karen Scaletti Foundation for the Homeless. That sort of thing. I guess my next immediate goal is being able to play While My Guitar Gently Weeps on my guitar.[/color][/indent]
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[indent][color=FFFF00]My therapist says it's good to go on vacations. I'm just kidding. I don't have a therapist. Anymore. Honestly I think this is a long shot. The people on these kind of programs don't really tend to look like me but where's the harm in trying? I think I've come to terms with the fact that I'm not going to find my soulmate in Willoughby or the greater Cleveland area...so maybe a cruise is the answer. It's a great chance to meet new people![/color][/indent]
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[indent][color=FFFF00]I have two cats named Raggedy Anne and Haggardly Randi who are just the cutest things you'll ever see! My favorite book is The Poisonwood Bible. Have you ever read it? It's really good. I think...I think you got a pretty good idea of what I'm about. So whoever is doing casting...I may not be the prettiest and I may not be the richest but I'm the Karenist! And that has to count for something! [/color][/indent][/indent][center][hr]Kate Micucci [color=000002]●[/color] [color=FFFF00]FFFF00[/color][hr][img]https://i.imgur.com/BlsmWm5.jpg[/img][hr][url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKAYGVIkbok]Once I was strong but I lost the fight. You won't find a better loser.[/url]/[url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ot1j5M5PTC4]Oh, baby, won't you stop it; You and I haven't got it. Television romance.[/url][hr][/center][/hider]