[quote=@Kalleth]
[@Feisty-Pants]

Jeanne: Essentially College Student with air of self-entitlement and pointy shiny swords.

Jordan: Middle-aged, ex-Black Ops operative, prime physical shape, a Shed, a cooler sounding "J" name, AND THE POWERS OF THE VERY GROUND YOU TREAD UPON FOOLISH GIRL, CAN YOU FEEL THE MOLTEN VEINS OF OUR GLORIOUS PLANET, SENSE THE CHASMS AND CAVERNS THAT PERFORATE HER CRUST, AND CALL UPON THE MINERAL WEALTH OF THAT BOUNTEOUS AND ALL-GIVING FORCE THAT IS THE VERY EARTH?

Ahem. Did I mention that Jordan is a way cooler "J" name?
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Not cooler in any sense. Jordan is a common, simple name. Jeanne is the opposite. Rare, and elegant. 

She rules all that the light touches. Be careful.