Here is a thing. [hider=The Lesser God Who Does Not Exist] [b]Name:[/b] The Lesser God Who Does Not Exist does not exist and therefore has no name. But if the the Lesser God Who Does Not Exist were to exist, the Lesser God Who Does Not Exist would have many names including but not limited to: Fred, Greg, Jade, Lily, Grognak the Barbarian, the Mistress of Mystery, and . If the Lesser God Who Does Not Exist were to exist, the Lesser God Who Does Not Exist would use these names interchangeably. [b]Appearance:[/b] The Lesser God Who Does Not Exist does not exist and therefore has no appearance. But if the Lesser God Who Does Not Exist were to exist, the Lesser God Who Does Not Exist would appear as many things including but not limited to: [url=https://img.roleplayerguild.com/prod/users/ac020893-3451-4af8-a30f-72ea5c825e0e.png]Captain Morgan,[/url] [url=https://img.roleplayerguild.com/prod/users/e43da7c8-8284-41ee-8797-006bca54eb9b.jpg]an american machine gunner from the Vietnam War,[/url] [url=https://img.roleplayerguild.com/prod/users/f25b3c09-56b6-47d6-81cc-7e14ff125bee.jpg]a dragonborn,[/url] [url=https://img.roleplayerguild.com/prod/users/0fe5765a-3de1-4e60-b1c3-8112208460a4.png]the dragonborn,[/url] [url=https://img.roleplayerguild.com/prod/users/842daf75-5bcb-46f0-be7d-f6c9572248ee.jpg]the insignia of the Warmonger Tribe from Middle Earth: Shadow of War,[/url] [url=https://img.roleplayerguild.com/prod/users/bb82d3da-ebfa-4130-a5dd-f0e77c38c4f0.jpg]a dual wielding ork,[/url] [url=https://img.roleplayerguild.com/prod/users/5bba3a9f-1085-4c91-a3ff-211694adfca8.jpg]a neko and/or cat girl or/and girl cat,[/url] [url=https://img.roleplayerguild.com/prod/users/00dc4017-3e9d-43f7-bdf9-3f3c5d5364d5.jpg]a robot sniper,[/url] [url=https://img.roleplayerguild.com/prod/users/14da3615-bf26-4d8f-9bb0-2277027a7203.jpg]a skeleton cowboy and/or cowboy skeleton,[/url] [url=https://img.roleplayerguild.com/prod/users/0463d96d-8f73-4743-85c1-93fd63cfec66.png]a sign for a competitively priced mech dealership and guns for hire firm,[/url] [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/4594093],[/url] [url=https://img.roleplayerguild.com/prod/users/6f74d134-b90b-4958-8645-1fba904e7395.jpg]and a goat of exceptional stature.[/url] [b]Personality:[/b] The Lesser God Who Does Not Exist does not exist and therefore has no personality. But if the Lesser God Who Does Not Exist were to exist, the Lesser God Who Does Not Exist would go from depressed to psychotic to tsundere to to many other personality types in rapid succession or gradually over time depending on the weather conditions, the cheese god's mood, and the public's opinion on macrame and maypole dancing at the time among other things. [b]Powers List:[/b] [list] [*] The Lesser God Who Does Not Exist does not exist and therefore has no power. But if the Lesser God Who Does Not Exist were to exist, the Lesser God Who Does Not Exist would not be perceivable by anyone who does not have the ability to perceive that which does not exist. (1 Point) [*] The Lesser God Who Does Not Exist does not exist and therefore has no power. But if the Lesser God Who Does Not Exist were to exist, the Lesser God Who Does Not Exist would have godly control over everything that does not exist. (3 Points) [/list] [b]Stats[/b] [b]Mortal Affairs:[/b] -2 [b]Influence:[/b] -2 [b]Power:[/b] 4 + 2 [b]Perks[/b] [b]RELATIONS[/b] The Lesser God Who Does Not Exist does not exist and therefore cannot have opinions. But if the Lesser God Who Does Not Exist were to exist, the Lesser God Who Does Not Exist would form opinions that change as rapidly and/or as slowly as change occurs personality wise. [/hider]