After reading this post [https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/3996075], the next time I'm hanging on for dear life I'll look heavenward and pray, 'oh bird, shit on me pls. If ever you should do it, do it now.' And so help me God, if that bird shits on me, I'll pull myself up and go home.

Edit: Frettzo, you deserve a medal xDD
Edit 2: Admittedly, the last line was very ominous.