[quote=@Dusty]

 Yeah, Montana might not be the best idea in the event of a Yellowstone eruption.
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Yeah, I'd say maybe Florida, but screw Florida. Arkansas, anyone? Maybe Northern Alabama or Western Georgia?

But like [@Raylah] said, nowhere would be exactly "safe." I just want to be far enough away that the initial explosion and resulting earthquake/lava flow doesn't incinerate me.