As you can probably tell already, I am a twat. But not just any old twat. I am a twat who was so pathetic, been thrown out of every field you can even get a doctorate in, all to the point that they invested a new field of 'Twatting', just so Ii can get an ego-rubbing PHD. It's kind of like the participation award of education. I have a hat, some broken glasses and hair you'd consider a wig dipped in grease. Perfect for the online world.

Do I have experience roleplaying? Of course.
Do I have experience SUCCESSFULLY roleplaying? Now, that's just a bit too personal. It's like asking a woman her age, it's just rude to ask!

Pleasure to meet you and all that!