If you were posting on RPG back in 2012, 
	if you remember sprite comics and blorbs, 
		if you're a veteran of the countless and ultimately pointless wars in Spam, 
	if you remember the Great Schism of Spam and Member's Lounge, 
		if you read those weird plays I wrote, 
			if you remember VivianLatreal, 
			if you you cybered with Ocean Eyes, 
	if you remember-remember-the-Fifth-of-September because of Code Guru instead of Guy Fawkes, 
if your visitor messages were raided by Anime Penis FemmeHitler, 
	if you voted Sora for Queen in the RPG Awards, 
			if you were personally exposed to the Dexfoot, 
					if you accessed the guild chat through Mibbit, 
		if you roleplayed with Brovo, 
		if you argued with Jorick, 
	if you remember when Contra Fates was made admin, 
		if you remember that eleven year old who claimed she could do calculus and swam professionally, 
	if you were spammed by NatsumeHack, 
				if The_Nexerus corrected your grammar, 
					if you grabbed an internet drink at Bela's Bar, 
			if you played Rabbit Doubt, 
		if you remember mdk, TheMammoth, EnRohbi, The Doctor,
				if you swore allegiance to Toellner's Legion
					if you witnessed Hank rise from the dead and return from a permaban,
				if you remember Vile World,
					if Griever ever made you physically uncomfortable,
			if you posted in the original Post Yo Pikcha thread,
					if you remember the .gif war threads before .gif reactions went mainstream,
				if you lost uncountable hours of written content when the OldGuild went down, 
						and if you or a loved one has been diagnosed with mesothelioma, 
											you may be entitled to financial compensation. 

Drop by and say hey.