The Lesser God Who Does Not Exist does not exist and therefore could not be present at the Highest Court for the proceedings.

But if the the Lesser God Who Does Not Exist were to exist, the Lesser God Who Does Not Exist would be standing off at the side waiting for things to get going.

The Lesser God Who Does Not Exist does not exist and therefore could not do anything to pass the time.

But if the the Lesser God Who Does Not Exist were to exist, the Lesser God Who Does Not Exist would be playing a game of Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-4th-Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip-Poker in the form of Ryan Seacrest against themself in the form of Kermit the Frog.

The Lesser God Who Does Not Exist does not exist and therefore could not talk.

But if the the Lesser God Who Does Not Exist were to exist, the Lesser God Who Does Not Exist would talk to themself.

The Kermit the Frog Who Does Not Exist would question why they were even at the Court considering the fact that almost everyone else on the guest list couldn't even perceive them.

The Ryan Seacrest Who Does Not Exist would shrug in response and question if they had anything better to do.

The Kermit the Frog Who Does Not Exist would admit that was a good point before reminding the Ryan Seacrest Who Does Not Exist that it was their turn.

But this is all merely conjecture. Because as I mentioned before, the Lesser God Who Does Not Exist does not exist.