[quote=@Lovejoy]
I am having the worst fucking day, guys. Like holy shit. Things just keep piling on. It's like I kicked the universe's dog and now it wants to shit on me in every conceivable way. :(
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... [i]Did[/i] you kick the dog?

I'm joking, of course. It sucks to hear that fate has conspired to make this day especially terrible. Might I recommend punching your way through it and spiting the universe by succeeding?