Our expanded party sounds like a really bad joke that starts something like: 

"A red head, a ferret and a married couple walk into a bar..." 

Don't know what the punchline would be, but I feel like that starter doesn't need one xD

Anyway, I'll be working on the post later this afternoon and probably get you the finished product tomorrow. I'll probably post whatever I finish today and then let you know when it's finished :)