[quote=@Reflection] I mean, when your choice is between a generic anime tween with magic, and a reinterpretation of a historical or mystical figure with magical weapons, it's kinda clear which has more of an appeal. [/quote] Who says it has to be a generic anime tween? I'll make a master then. A homeless drunk beggar with a rude personality. While searching for leftover booze through the trash he stumbles upon these two elite mages who are locked in an epic battle before they simultaneously kill each other. Being the drunk dumb beggar without a care in the world, he approaches their dead bodies to ransack them because he's a jackass but doesn't realize he's stepped onto a summoning circle. The holy grail being the bullshit it always is in the anime, causes a hero to be summoned and bound to him despite the fact he didn't chant or do jack shit because grail logic. He uses his first command seal to order his legendary hero to steal some wine from the local bar. He may or may not end up winning the war but most definitely succeeds in pissing his own servant off as well as confusing every other master/servant in the war through his erratic decision making. If the servant is female he uses his second command seal cuz he wants to see her naked and jack off. 10/10 would craft random master concept again.