[quote=@JunkMail]
<Snipped quote by Mara>

>Be Mara
>Marry hot cougar named whos husband died
>She has daughter your age
>JunkMail, your single dad, thinks your wife's daughter is a fox
>wtfJunk.rock
>we date for a bit and get married
>Your stepdaughter is now your stepmother
>I am now your son in law
>wtf.exe
>have kid with cougar wife
>Junk has kid with stepdaughter
>baby, Allen, is now brother in law to dad
>Allen is now your uncle
>Jerry springer.jpg
>Junk's kid is now your brother and your stepdaughter's baby thus your grandchild
>you wife is your step mother's mother who is now your grandma to your new half sibling
>you are your own grandpa
[/quote]

WHEN THE FUCK DID [i]YOU[/i] BECOME [i]MY[/i] DAD

my life is Jeremy Kyle uncut