[quote=@Etcetera]
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*The clouds circle each other in a spiral until a mile-wide bolt of lightning strikes the ground with tremendous energy, shaking the entirety of the planet*
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*The strike condenses until nothing is left other than myself in the center of the crater, on one knee and my fist in the ground*
I heard there was a bit of an upset going on today. Something the matter?
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Always one for dramatic entrances, as usual.