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“You just had to pet the kitten didn't you?”

“If you weren't an atheist you would have wanted to pet him too.”

“What in the hell does believing in God have to do with petting a damn rodent?”

“God loves kittens, so naturally if you believe in God than you will want to pet kittens, I really wouldn't expect you to understand.”

“What I DON'T understand right now is why in the hell you thought it was a good idea to pet a kitten, inside of a basket, in the middle of the road, with a sign that said FREE KITTEN!!!!!”

Benjamin screamed the last few words as he struggled against the ropes that were binding him to his idiot brother. He gritted his teeth as he shook his head angrily, there was a lot of things in this life that he could handle. The world ending, he could handle that. Zombies taking over the world, he could handle that. People turning into idiots or gangbangers, he could handle that. But sitting butt naked with all his shit taken back to back with his idiot brother... Benjamin screamed at the top of his lungs as he moved even more furiously, his ass cheeks were burning on the black asphalt they had been left on and it was damn near a hundred freaking degree's.

“Well for what its worth I thought it was worth it?”

“Wor... Wha... WORTH IT!? WORTH WHAT?!?!?”

Benjamin brought his head forehead and slammed it straight into the back of his brothers angrily, his brother yelped in pain as he tried to rear away, but due to obvious reasons he didn't far.

“WHAT EXACTLY ABOUT ANY OF THIS WAS WORTH PETTING A STUPID LITTLE RAT!?!?”

“Don't talk about Mr. Snuggles like that, your making him sad!”

“Wait.. what the hell.. Mr Snug... DO YOU HAVE THAT CAT WITH YOU!?!?”

“Shhh he doesn't mean what he is saying, he is just cranky.”

Benjamin felt every vein in his head and neck pop out like popcorn from a shell. Benjamin screamed again as he grunted and pulled not only himself off the ground but his brother with him. He gave no shits anymore and he screamed even louder trying to free himself from this idiot.

“Whoa, WHOA! Calm down bro your gonna hurt Mr Snuggles!”

“I don't care you idiot! I swear to GOD when I get out of these damn ropes I am going to kick your ass and shove that furry little shit down your throat!!!!!!!”

“RUN MR SNUGGLES!!!”

Benjamin screamed again as he grunted, his face was extremely red as he twisted his body and slammed to the ground backwards driving his brothers face into the hot dirt at the side of the road. The impact was sharp enough to weaken the old ropes they were bound with, Benjamin flailed harder as his muscles rippled beneath and finally, the ropes broke around his arms and he was able to get free of his bindings, he flew up from the ground breathing hard as he turned around to look at his brother. One could have swore the look on his brothers face was so horrified that he could have had red glowing eye's and horns on his head. Benjamin glared as he saw the kitten near his brother still, it was softly nuzzling him as he got himself to a sitting position. Benjamin took a bated step towards his brother and the kitten.

“Don't do it! Mr. Snuggles didn't do nothing! He is innocent!”

“Give me... the cat... now...”

Benjamin's voice was evil and pissed off all in one as he took another step towards his brother whom quickly picked up the kitten securing it in his arms. He got to his feet and back away a few steps wide eye's.

“Cal.. cal.. calm down bro! Remember what mom and dad used to say! Breath... deeply... in an out, in an out.”

Benjamin took another step towards his brother who began to breath like he was an expectant mother trying to give birth.

“Com.. co.. come on! Breath with me and say the... the mantra! Anger, anger go away and don't come back on this sunny day!”

Benjamin's eye's were formed into slits as he took another step towards his brother whom was still backing away, his jaw quivering.

“A.. ar...are you listening? Breath! Please!”

Benjamin stopped moving toawrds his brother, his breathing was ragged and fast, ever so slowly he closed his eye's and breathed very deeply in and than exhaled out. He did this a couple times before he began to speak.

“Anger... anger... go away...”

“Thats right keep saying it your doing great!”

“Anger... anger... go away.... MY STUPID BROTHER IS GOING TO DIE TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

Benjamin screamed the last part as he flew from the spot and bee lined for his brother.

“Run Mr. Snuggles!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

His brother turned and hightailed it away from him screaming like a little girl still holding the kitten in his arms.

“DON'T YOU RUN FROM ME YOU LITTLE SHIT! YOUR GETTING THE IRON CLAW FOR THIS!!!!!”

“NOOO NOT THAT!”

The last thing you could hear is screaming as both of the naked brothers disappeared from site one chasing after the other.

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Okay so I have been hankering for a Nation Z roleplay ever since I binged the 4th season when it came out and decided it was finally time. Anyone who is interested please do send me a PM or post on here. Looking for someone who is ready to have a shit ton of laughs in the end of the world! ^^