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[i]It wasn't her imagination. As she drew near, the sound became more defined.[/i]

[color=598527][b]*BRRRRRAAAPPHH*[/b][/color]

[i]A horrific passing of the gas, a fart that could stampede a barn, cheese cut with a zweihander. And it came from a colossal animal of a man lying on his back, staring up at the stars as he lightly puffed on a long curved pipe. Every several seconds he let one loose, a barely muffled wind baby. On each of the goliath's arms was a ridged bracer, each as thick as a barbell plate.[/i]