[@FalloutJack][@Winter Star12]

[i]Gonad seemed to blissfully ignore the noises as he continued his story, finally getting to the good part.[/i]

[b]"-and so then did Bjorl Thunderspunk reach into the arse of the Greatwolf of Farsnommel, and extract the mighty blade Keenloin from its resting place! When stuck in kidney with Keenloin, blood poisoning did King Splirnip die of, for still was shite of Greatwolf on the sword! This be how Bjorl Thunderspunk, cousin twice removed of Gonad, became royalty."[/b]