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[center][color=AC58FA][b]Level:[/b][/color] 2
[color=AC58FA][b]Day/Time:[/b][/color] Day 3 - Evening
[color=AC58FA][b]Location:[/b][/color] Forest of Skyrim
[color=AC58FA][b]Tag:[/b][/color] [@Mattchstick][@DracoLunaris][@Zarkun][@Lugubrious]
[color=AC58FA][b]Word Count:[/b][/color] 635[/center]


Of course, Spear Babe would have something to say about it. He didn’t know why he guessed that everyone just going along with what he said was too good to be true, but he did, and he was right. Boss crossed his green, wool-sweater sleeved arms before the snow on his chest and did his best to actually listen to what she had to say. As she dragged on about Greybeards and why she felt they were important, he found his attention going places. [color=AC58FA] [i]She’s cute when she’s so passionate. I shouldn’t have missed that dinner. I wonder what were gonna have for dinner later. It better not be those damn fish sticks again. All you got to do is microwave them and somehow someone always burns them. I bet it was Pierce…[/i][/color]

At the mention of his name a second time, Boss’s eyes fluttered as he refocused his attention on her. She felt [i]they[/i] were summoned for a reason? [color=AC58FA][b]“We can find out after the mission. That way, we can let those who want to leave leave and those who want to stay and go on this old fuck’s quest, can do so.”[/b][/color]

The power ranger wanted to go? Boss scowled at Vent. [color=AC58FA][b]“Are you serious? You’re our team’s firepower. Why would you handicap us so you can go on some journey without even knowing why, and then contributing to the failure of our mission? Aren’t you like a robot or some shit? I thought robots were supposed to be smarter than everybody else.”[/b][/color]

Robot Chick added her two cents, and he honestly agreed with her-it. Robots didn’t have a gender, psh. She wanted to send the sorcerer songstress up the mountain. It didn’t seem safer than sticking with the team and she didn’t really offer much firepower in the last firefight. She sang her songs but those songs didn’t kill anybody. It may have been best to send her on her lonesome up a mountain with treacherous horrors. Was he going to be responsible for that? [color=AC58FA][i]Fuck, I am aren’t I? Because I’m the fucking leader. Shit.[/i][/color] He would have totally said yes and sent her weak ass up there.

[color=AC58FA][b]“Look guys, sending our blue popstar up the mountain when she can’t even defend herself is retarded. You would be sending her up there by herself and if some monster or more of those deer furries showed up, I don’t think singing Kelly Clarkson’s Behind These Hazel Eyes is going to stop them from killing her. If she dies, then I’m gonna be held responsible because I’m the boss. I’m already telling you guys this idea is fucking stupid.”[/b][/color]

Silent Bob (Ruben) decided to speak up then. Boss cracked a grin at Ruben’s assertive speech. While it was honest and professional, Boss jumped on it immediately, twisting its true point around. Raising a hand to his mouth, Boss childishly exclaimed, [color=AC58FA][b]“DEEEAA~AAAMN! He called you guys bitche~es~! Oh shit! I can’t believe this is coming from Soldier Boy.”[/b][/color]

Boss staggered over to Ruben in mirth and bumped his shoulder with his shoulder as he nearly collapsed with laughter. Straightening, Boss wiped some tears from his eyes as he caught his breath. [color=AC58FA][b]“That was fucking awesome. You should definitely talk more. Up high!”[/b][/color]

Boss held his hand up for Ruben to high-five it, and if he did or left him hanging, either way he said to the rest of the group with a stern look. [color=AC58FA][b]“But seriously, guys, this is stupid and we’re not doing it. Like I said, when the mission is over, then my command over you guys is over and you guys can do whatever the hell you want then. I won’t be responsible. But from now until we finish this shit, nobody is goin’ off to do stupid shit.”[/b][/color]
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[center][h3]XP INITIATED![/h3][/center]

[b][u]GM Note[/u]:[/b] The Greybeards call for one. Decide as a team who should go. The mission will be a side mission separate from the main, but the player will return later to participate in the main mission. [color=fff200][b]XP has been initiated. Any actions or decisions your characters decide to make will affect the mission from this point on. Consequences can either be positive or negative. The results are only seen every GM post.[/b][/color]

[h3]P.O.[/h3]
[i]If a player is inactive for more than 3 days without letting the GMs know of any delays, then the player can be skipped over on the 4th day. If a player does not wish to post, they can @Mention the GM and let the GM know he or she "Passes" on his or her turn.[/i]

[b]P.O.:[/b] [color=fff200][b]Mr. President[/b][/color], Azura, Vent, Captain Piper, and Ruben.

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[u]Mr. President[/u]
[b]Word Count:[/b] 2

[u]Azura[/u]
[b]Word Count:[/b] 2

[u]Vent[/u]
[b]Word Count:[/b] 2

[u]Captain Piper[/u]
[b]Word Count:[/b] 2

[u]Ruben[/u]
[b]Word Count:[/b] 2[/hider]