[quote=@Double Capybara]
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How absolutely rude of you. I understand you are decades behind in terms of enlightenment, I was past my redhead phase nine years ago, but even then you should know better than to spout such prejudice towards dark clouds with bright red eyes.
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Why you obnoxious little lout! I'm not behind on enlightenment - I am [i]literally alight[/i]. Redheads can't [i]NOT[/i] be enlightened.
And everyone knows that dark clouds with bright red eyes are the very definition of evil - they should definitely not be in the kitchen, let alone cooking for anybody. Get back to whatever dark corner of the universe you sprouted from, fiend!