I came across this and it won't leave my head:  Describe a typical birthday for your character.

Seihdhara: It's my birthday! *Looks around* Hey you! It's my birthday, you're invited
Sou: Invited to what?
Seihdhara: To my party. I'm gonna cook a cake.
Sou: ...you mean [i]bake[/i] a cake.
Seihdhara: No, I mean cook a cake. COOK CAKE.
Sou: No no, you BAKE a cake.
Seihdhara: Well I'm cooking it! Like normal people. You're invited. Hey you!
Vestec: Huh, wat?
Seihdhara: Come to my party, you're invited. I'm cooking a cake.
Vestec: Oh, sure. I'll come. But don't you mean bake a cake?
Seihdhara: Don't be dumb. I'm cooking it
Vestec: Oh, ok. I'll get Astarte too, she'll like this
Seihdhara: Hey! You!
Toun: ...
Seihdhara: Come to my birthday party. You're invited.
Toun: We are gods. We have no birthdays.
Seihdhara: Of course we do. Why else would I be cooking a cake?
Toun: You DO NOT [i]cook[/i] a [i]cake[/i]. Get. It. Right. Bake. Bake.
Seihdhara: Bloody hell, you're all crazy. I'm the only normal one here. Just come to my party and I'll show you how it's done.
Toun: BAKE.BAKE.BAKE. [img]https://media.tenor.com/images/8337aeea2fa9bd8c83df1e2891e6478b/tenor.gif[/img] it's bake.
Seihdhara: ...j-just come to my party ok? Ok. *backs away slowly* Hey! Hey you!
Jvan: wat
Seihdhara: It's my birt-
Jvan: HAPPY BIRTHDAY! PICK A GIFT. ANY GIFT.
Seihdhara: Aww, firs person to wish me a ha-ha happy birfday. Come to my party. I'm cooking a cake.
Jvan: Don't you mea-
Seihdhara: arrrrghhh [img]https://discourse-cdn.freetls.fastly.net/boingboing/uploads/default/original/3X/a/a/aa0e2f5eee3670b7f428b511cadd7b1c08e8b23e.gif[/img] justcometomyBIRTHDAYpartyandillshowyoouuuuuuu
Jvan: No.
Seihdhara: Yes.
Jvan: No.
Seihdhara: Yes.
Jvan: No.
Seihdhara: I'm cooking cookie-
Jvan: Bake. Bake cookies.
Seihdhara: THEY'RE LITERALLY CALLED COOK-COOK-COOK-IES.COOK-IES. Because you COOK them. Come to my birthday party - that's the only gift I want
Jvan: Oh. Ok.
Seihdhara: I'll show them I will...

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Oh wait, I can't cook for my life[/hider][/CENTRE]