And lo, Bill and Bob lamented, for they had all the sheep-screwing secrets in existence but not a single sheep to use them on.

Having obliterated the ones who caused her fury, Gaia reclined back on her throne of thorns and allowed mankind some respite - 'but you fookin leave me sheep alone,' she warned, 'cause she's Scottish like that.

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[i]Centuries later, artists painting [b]The Epic of Bill'n'Bob'n'Jane'n'Gaia[/b], would depict this moment thus[/i][/centre]