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*I go up to a receptionist's desk* Excuse me; may I have a map?
-Receptionist- *Hands you a large booklet*
-*Takes it, nods, and turns around, walking back to the elevator*
-Receptionist- You can't take that, sir. They're too large to print for wide use. I'd like to point out that you have a map on your company-issued phone.
-Oh. *Sets the map down* I understand. I've never needed it. Thank you. *Walks away and follows signs toward another elevator*

[@DarkwolfX37]
*Whispers* A company phone? I don't have a company phone. Do you think you could get somebody else's?
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*My head appears on the ground seemingly out of thin air and nods* Stay here.
*I sneak into the restrooms and come back out after several people have entered and left, putting the phone by your feet while still hidden from view*