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Are we being morbid? Okay. Uh. I'm basically convinced that I'm probably going to die early (in the grand scheme) of life. 

I was born with the umbilical cord wrapped twice around my neck. Which certainly left a lasting impression. And I had previously been described as a ticking time bomb, with dried blood clots in my lungs when I was 18. (And now I'm perfectly aware, one blood clot can mean instant death. Thanks internet.) Which added yet another health concern that lasts forever and usually only happens to incredibly old people and it's not even genetic. So I won the health lotto. Another side is injury can be much more severe, and I've already been attacked by strangers in unavoidable circumstances. Thankfully, I don't seem to have any of my dad's health issues and my weight is good. At least my mental health isn't really a factor in my livelihood anymore. But I have a feeling that won't really matter. So crossed fingers I live long enough to care for those that need it. And that my friends don't beat me to it, through their own misfortunes that I can't imagine happen to most of the population.

But, that's not really a current/pressing concern on my mind. So no worries.
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Good gods have mercy, child. I'm sorry to hear that. Seriously. 

Another random fact about meself: I make puns. They're horrible, and typically arise when I am in awkward situations that are killing my anxiety. They're horrible, trashy gold.