Well I hate boomers because they keep telling me to "pull myself up by my dang bootstraps". Well, guess what? I DON'T HAVE ANY FUCKING BOOTS! I CAN'T AFFORD BOOTS BECAUSE YOU TANKED THE ECONOMY! HOW CAN I AFFORD MY FAIR-TRADE ORGANIC AVOCADOS [i]AND[/i] YOUR FUCKING BOOTS! GO TO HELL, BOOMERS!