[@Valorous]

*slow camera pan to an anime girl*

[i]The Godspeedian Yuu.[/i]

*shot change, zoom in on face*

[i]It appears this specimen is looking for a mate.[/i]

*shot change, Lei in view*
*zoom out to reveal Yuu standing there*

[i]Little does he know, he is in for a big surprise.[/i]

*cut to extended slow-motion footage of Lei beating the shit out of him as orchestral violins flourish in the background*