[quote=@Double Capybara]
I don't see why the gods need any of Lei Wulong's relics, just grab a pitchfork for 5$ at the nearest KG Emporium! We guarantee a fairy deal! Come, come, bring your children and your turtles! Its fun for all family! Everyone cool, and Axnas, already got one!

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Also, this is what KG's whip looks like, please don't ask questions.

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[i]Questioning heavily[/i]