[@Blind Bandit] -smirks- Actually, I've returned to the forum after being away for a very long time. And the catalyst unfortunately was not an overwhelming urge to create a retelling of my not-so-intriguing trek that brought me back here. 
As a repeat newcomer, I found I had to make an introduction before I could edit my bio. Not that I had a desperate need to talk about myself, but rather I don't favor being told no. 
Thanks for the offer, darlin' ^.^