[color=gold][b]"I mean, in all fairness buddy you signed the marriage agreement"[/b][/color]

[color=dodgerblue][b]"I thought it was a roommate agreement!"[/b][/color]

[color=gold][b]"Ted, it said we were partners 'in sickness and in health, 'til death do us part.'"[/b][/color]

[color=dodgerblue][b]"A really extensive roommate agreement!"[/b][/color]