[quote=@BespeckledCeph] *Puts marshmallow to close to fire, and it catches on fire. Frantically try to blow it out. Face obviously saddens* This always happens to me, I destroy everything I touch. At least it's still edible. *Grabs two graham crackers and a square of chocolate, and sandwiches the marshmallow with them* [/quote] *Takes mine out of the fire and blows on it, and then mimics your moves* What now?