[quote]You were a majestic sabertooth tiger, the last of your kind. Nobody expected it when a skinny naked neanderthal somehow managed to throw a rock at your head that struck you just the wrong way, resulting in thirty years of mental deficiency. You fell in glorious combat with a horny deer.[/quote]
I can say now with some certainty that [@ArenaSnow] possesses some level of fortune telling aptitude.