[hr][hr][center][h1][b][i][color=ed1c24]Update[/color][/i][/b][/h1][/center][hr][hr]
	Please remember to update your locations in your header with roads and such. (I will update general maps when you all are done and off your current one. Let me know when you are at the edge! If you do not tag me in chat I will not bother giving you a new updated map >.>) [color=ed1c24][i]*Once your map is updated, make sure your header includes Graph Location as well as streets or other markers please.[/i][/color] [@FantasyChic] & [@Morose] - You have two posts each to get to the end of your map.

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[hr][hr][center][h1][i][b][color=Silver]Eden[/color][/b][/i][/h1][img]https://image.ibb.co/eBiCJS/toodles.gif[/img][hr][hr][b][color=white]Location:[/color][/b] Eden: [color=0072bc]E11[/color], [color=598527]Tank/D7[/color], [color=f26522]D8[/color]
[b][color=white]Skills:[/color][/b] [color=0072bc]Survival, Pistols[/color], [color=598527]Tank Operations, Land Navigation[/color], [color=f26522]Hunting, Rifle, Sniper Rifle[/color][/center][hr]
	Lola was day dreaming as she drove the tank slowly towards the main building of Eden. You see Lola had a very active imagination and right now she was in her own Post Outbreak Version of Risk. Yet this wasn't trying to invade Asia. No one ever got into a land war in Asia. (Hitler never played Risk as a child and we saw what happened there, the Kiwi was far more learned in the world of games than the former scrubstache was.) In Lola's day dream she wasn't the player, moving pieces. She was the piece, one of them. Above her was this really demented woman rolling dice and cackling every time some massive shit went totally wonky. Lola was only a pawn for her to move and use as a meat shield towards her ultimate goal. (Which Lola had no idea what it was. Anytime it ever even though about what this Onipresents dice tossing chippy was up to the words NO SPOILERS! flashed in her mind.)

	Apparently Lola wasn't the only one off in dream land even as shit was being blown up around him and guns were being fired towards him. Yet Gavin wasn't in a game of Risk, he was at the fair. (And people die at the fair!) Gavin was picturing himself in the old west. He had just had a great clipping at the Coiffeur Mustachery, he was sporting a rather fine hat, his sheep Bridgette was on the top of the court house (Bridgette was [i]"special"[/i]) and now he and Strawberry were at the shooting gallery and he was about to win her a bright yellow duck. Every shot he popped off from his gun he took another Edenite out and there was that wonderful ~ding~ going off in his head. 

	In fact, Thana was probably the only one having rational thoughts. You know, how to enter Eden, how to finish this. Shit you should have been thinking about in this type of situation. That was until she kind of looked off into the distance and... [color=0072bc][i]"This is really some messed up shit isn't it? Cowboy is in the old west, Lola is playing Risk and here I am talking to you as filler because the fucking birthday girl, AKA your Gm ain't slept for shit this week so she is using us as her personal puppets to break the forth wall. What this bitch will do to entertain herself and make her minimal post length is just... I don't even have the words for it."[/i][/color] - Thana was speaking, but in her mind, not to the two others next to her. Yet you just heard her in [i]that voice[/i] in your head. (That voice if you watched the video in chat that is.)

	Back to Lola. Lola was still in the middle of Risk and had driven the tank up some more but she didn't drive it right into the place. That would be rude. She stopped, parked, as well as one could park in the grass, and went to grab some weapons. That was until the radio went off. Not waiting for Beatrice, she grabbed it and radioed back. [color=598527]"Gooood Mooooorning Eden! This is your local Kiwi and we are fine and fucking aces mate. Will be watching the six, you do as well. Cowboy is picking them off one at a time. Meet ya at the juice bar for a run by fruiting!"[/color] she radioed back before tossing the thing to Beatrice and grabbing her shit. It was time to get personal. 

	Gavin was indeed outside still picking them off. He had won at least a stuffed ducky by now. There was no Eden, this was the Wild Wild West and he was in Comfort circa 1887, that or some fucking moon in the 'Verse. Either way, it didn't matter. He was having one hell of a time before he stopped in his ~vision~ and.... [i][color=f26522]"Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit, this be more twisted than den of snakes durin' matin' season. Howdy there! Think ya can do mes a fav? Tries to get this Lady here typing to win me strawberry. I means come on. You knows the dice ain't gonna let Thana and Ash evers gets together. Strawberry gots close to him, so shes gotta die now cause of his damn curse. So, damn the dice, save a life - Strawberry and Cowboy!"[/color][/i] - Seemed Gavin decided to have a 4th wall break inside a day dream, is that a 2nd wall break squared or the square root of the 4th wall break?

	Thana didn't give a shit either way. What Thalia had said was coming into her mind right then. [color=0072bc]"That sounds like the start of a bad porno,"[/color] she said rather matter of factly as she stood there and started to straighten herself as the dust was starting to die down on the back side. Pulling her pistol out she checked it and made sure everything was in order. They were about to make a break for it towards the main building, last she needed was the safety to be on at this time. Especially since from what Lola was radioing in, they were about to do the same from the other end.