[h2]Dirk Messir - Top Tier Sad[/h2]
It hadn't occurred to Dirk at the time that Bonesword had issues with being tossed. Dirk is trying to help, after all. Help is good. But, after they talked to the new fellows who would now follow them, and Krank had a cool appearance and nice personality, he then gets reprimanded later, when they left. He. He doesn't like to be thrown. But. Then. How.

[i]Oh no, looks like you're gonna get your ass kicked. You deserve it, you low-life trash.[/i]

Dirk has a mild fit about it, and does the apologisation profusely to Bonesword. He doesn't want to upset a better person. He likes not making his friends sad, and liked not making his superiors angry. He kept continuing to apologise anyway, though, instead of striking about the bush whilst there were strikes happened. Apparently, he would have to sleep in barrels.

[i]They'll be full of spikes Jerk! Or oil that's been set on fire Failure![/i]

He'd slept in less conditions than a barrel. It was fine. But he didn't want to make Boneking sad again, so he prome you, as a lover and a freind, I will looooooove you. In an appropriate way though. Which means not bonethrowing the boneman. He had his own bones to toss.

Anyway, they were going to the location now, and he went there with on the steers the ship, Which he had fine with because it was the time when he got to be talked to himself about being the coolest guy. The Divine Purposes guided his way. And then he went to the right location, and it had cannons. Hell yeah, cannons with arms. HELL YEAH, CANNONS WITH ARMS.

[i]Hell Yeah, Cannons With Arms![/i]

[i]That's the stupidest thing I've ever seen, and you are stupid for liking it.[/i]

Yeah but shut up Derek, cannons with arms!

Anyway, they reached an island, and it was an island with cannons with arms, probably, and they'll be on a fortress. So that will be cool. He was also going to offer Boneswig hugs for avoid sad times again later, he hoped. But Captain Cedric needed him to steer right now, and the Divine Purpose agreed, so that was is will that is it, that's the whole scenario, this is the spot. The top spot. He'll go there.