[@Antarctic Termite] have to be honest, I later regretted using the word 'impregnate'. Far too unsubtle. Shoulda been something more like... 'it was only natural that a such a worthy object created of the alloy of iron and carbon and other elements shaped in a vaguely acicular shape, should cause the deepest quintessence of its very existence which had in turn emerged from the crimson depths of her soul to be suffused with the very being of a furred essence rippling with power even in the spirit so as to give cause to the coming into the world of this [i]nouvel enfant[/i].'

edit: but alas alack 'tis all too late the deed is done and impregnate was the word