She rolled her eyes at Felix, treating what he was saying as if he were a simpleton making only the most obvious of mistakes. "I get it, you're a 'genius'. I'm sure your momma gives yuh de best stickers, now can we act like adults about dis, or what?" At his protest against the insult on his hair, she simply shrugged. Did he have to be so whiny? "Look, it's pretty simple. If you're gonna take a bunch of moldy cabbages from de trash cans, put dem on your head and call 'em hair, expect people tuh say how much ya stink. Yuh got me so fahr? Hey, what's wrong wit' my accent? Racist." 

"Aha I got here befawh yuh, yuh fat bastard" Sandra belted out, pointing vigorously at the sudden entrance of her boss, gloating like a child who just won a particularly riveting game of tag. Wel, before she immediately keeled over to breath on the floor. "Oh god, I tink I knocked my kidney out of place on de way up..." Naturally, to tell her sides to stop bitching, she started punching them. "Dat-... Dat's right... I'm as cunnin'... As a cunnin' fox... And can run wit' de best of dem..."