[quote=@Cyclone]
In other news, Promus would probably be thrilled to find some sort of babysitter. The criteria for eligibility include not trying to eat the cyclopes and not trying to physically corrupt the cyclopes.
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Oh hey! Yuu can continue his theme of helping out mortals wherev-

[quote=@Cyclone]
Demons need not apply!
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...oh. okay.