So this is what [i]could[/i] happen....
[sub]Absolutely no cliché in here![/sub]

[hider=Ursaren]He is suddenly seen striding through the village in full bear form and with amazed and laughing children taking a ride on his back.

"If only my three supervisors would have taken a similarly relaxed approach to the new situation! I feel really sorry that I had to kill them in order to defend myself![/hider]

[hider=Argon]The three guards assigned to him are trying to introduce themselves...

"I'm tired and not much into remembering complicated names right now. So I'll just call you 'Breakfast', 'Lunch' and 'Dinner'!"[/hider]

[hider=Geradin]"Oi! Take care of yer feet, will ya ? I'm not as tall as you but that doesn't mean that you can feel free to stumble upon me three times an h...

*sudden impact* Ayyyeeeee!

*sound of skull cracking on the ground that would still have been a soft and harmless spot of muddy earth [i]if[/i] it had not been for the groups combined effort to pave the village's roads*

"Oh noes... I told ya!"[/hider]

[hider=Settionne]The guard that has been assigned to escort the seemingly harmless and inconsiderate priest is seen walking along the small marketplace -- alone. The only thing that is still accompanying the poor man are his underpants and his shirt. The armor and his sword are gone.

"What are you staring at me folks ? That small man and his advices are amazing! I feel so much better without that old rustbucket of an armor weighing me down and making me sweat. Also he said that I should buy some new clothes because the old ones look bad so here I am.

The guard reaches into his pocket, trying to retrieve his money pouch.

"What... ? Where... ?!"[/hider]

[hider=Beren]The warrior monk is asked why there's noone accompanying him anymore.

"See all those soldiers standing at every corner ? I think they've given up on actually following me. Instead they have started to spread themselves everywhere so there's no place left I could suddenly disappear from or appear out of seemingly nowhere! I'm just too fast!"[/hider]

[hider=Aeryn]"I told you to [i]have an eye[/i] on her, not to put her in chains and tie her to the next wooden pole!"
"What ? You... you honestly expect your subordinates to deal with something as hideous, stinky, violent and treacherous as a [i]Dorcha[/i] ?!"
"What the hell did you expect a guard's job to be in this jungle of a southlandic forest ? You're fired!"
"Great! I was starting to lose interest in the job anyway!"[/hider]

[hider=An-Hasst]The Skayleigh is seen standing in the trench beneath the bridge leading into the village. Next to him is one of the spiked wooden poles that indeed have also been placed beneath the bridge, and on that pole is resting a guard in his death throes.

[b]"I told you that I'm way too big for that bridge to support both of us standing next to each other, but you wouldn't listen and thereby have almost killed me! Even worse: Now I've to do even [i]more[/i] work! Thanks for nothing, really! ..."[/b]

(An-Hasst raves on until even he is certain that the guard has discontinued listening, then angrily crawls out of the trench)[/hider]

[hider=Alice]She and her guard can be seen sitting on a small bench at the wayside. Both of them seem almost completely relaxed.

"Ahhh... I'm so glad I've been assigned to you! Look at all my poor colleagues and their desperate efforts. There's nothing I need to be afraid of with you, is there ?"[/hider]