[i]Parker,[/i] get in here!  What do you know about the movie business?  I want you covering the premiere tonight; get some good shots of me shmoozing on the red carpet with some bigwigs.  Make sure you only get my good side.  Now what are you waiting for, a written note from your mother?  Get out of my office, and don't come back without my pictures!  And more pictures after that!  Pictures of [i]SPIDER-MAN![/i]

MISS BRANT!  WHERE'S MY COFFEE?!