[center][b][u]AVENGERS: HEROES UNITED[/u]

Character Sheet[/b]

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[b]Player Name:[/b]Byrd Man

[b]Character Name and Alias:[/b] Howard the Duck

[b]Origin and Brief Bio:[/b] A resident of a world where the people are normal people, except only ducks, Howard was was sent into the human universe through some extra-dimensional shenanigans. Exiled from his home dimension, Howard lives among the hairless, ape people of the world and moonlights as a private eye.

[b]Powers and Abilities:[/b] He knows Quack-Fu. 

Also,

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...

Does a corckscrew penis count as a power?

[b]Brief Sample Post:[/b]

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Lower Westside Manhattan
Near where that one deli makes a really good open faced sandwich...
Not that one! The other one. You know which one I mean! The one where Amanda..
Ohmygod, I'm just supposed to be giving the location of the scene! I am so sorry! This is my first post writing these things, so I apologize![/b]


Howard waddled down the New York sidewalk with his prospective client. The occasional onlooker threw a strange look his way. Even in this world of superheroes and mutants, a talking duck was a bit of an oddity to these people. Howard was used to it. He lived here among these hairless ape folks for years now. They weren't far removed from the caves of their ancestors, but there was the occasional good one. Ming Hou seemed to be one of those good ones.

"It might be tricky, Mr. Hou, but I think I can help you recover your wife's stolen necklace," Howard said to the tall, lanky Asian man who walked by his side. "But I don't come cheap."

"I have no money, Mr. The Duck."

"... Okay. I'll come cheap."

Hou's eyes lit up and he hugged Howard hard and tight around the shoulders. Howard tried to fight against Hou's grasp, but gave up.

"Why do you smell like buttered bread?"

"It's my cologne," Howard said, shrugging out of Hou's hug. "Poppy Seed Roll by Calvin Klein. It drives the hens wild, or so I've been told."

Hou arched an eyebrow at Howard. "Okay... thank you again for taking my case, Mr. The Duck."

"Please, Mr. The Duck was my father. Call me Howard, and thank [i]you[/i] for seeking me out. I have so few clients, and I'm glad that you made the right decision to choose me because I stand for professionalism, dedication, and--"

"Heroes for Hire cost too much," Hou said. "Everyone says to find the duck, he works dirt cheap. Peanuts. He works for peanuts."

"Waugh!" said Howard. "You do one lousy job for the circus and everyone can't stop talking about it. Humans, what a bunch of cheapskates. I'll find your stolen necklace, Mr. Hou, and... I'll be taking all my coffee breaks on the clock! That's right, buster, that'll teach you!"

Howard stalked away, more of a fast waddle given his webbed feet, away from his new client and disappeared into the busy New York foot traffic in a huff.