[h2]Dirk Messir - A Bunch of Fricking Fricks[/h2]
They landed! And it was great, for like three seconds before cannons fired and enemies attacked. Oh noooo. He didn't even get to hugpologise to Hugsword.

[i]Good. Maybe they'll finish what Reverse Mountain started, you son of a bitch.[/i]

Now is not the time, Derek. I need to drama. With my cool new coat and knives, I can drama my way into drama. It's a good time. First then all, they made deals that said "either be losers, do a combat, or be losers without ships". If they lost, they'd lose all their things. He had to coat more! His coat was the top tier beer coat! No. Alcohol bad.

Now, I [i]could[/i] have said somewhat before anyone else does, but I don't do this, so instead, there are the matters that happen first. Freyr the Strangk was the said "YES" with empathy, and also so did Captain Cedric, and also so did- Slither didn't say anything. He got hurt or something. Quasar mentioned herbs and also said yes, and finally Bonesword says Yes too. Wait, no he am doesn't. On ho, too many people didn't say yes yet!

[i]Dirk, Say Something, Quick! You Look Too Cool To Lose Your Coat! And Also Devil Fruit![/i]

Oh right the fruit too. Divine Purpose says that's importent.

'YOU FOOOOOOOLS,' Dirk cried, but actually said 'You fools' quietly. 'You can't fight me. I'll kick you in the kick area. I have the number one ability to kill. Kill ability. Killbility. Akillity. Yes. You'll lose in any contest is what I mean.'

[i]They don't hear your rambling Loser! Only idiots talk like you Dumbass![/i]

Too cool to failed.

[i]Too pathetic to win.[/i]

You shut your suck up, Derek and Jamewithaniintheexactmiddle. I'll win, and then they'll lose. And I can coat.