[quote=@souleaterfan320]
<Snipped quote by Nimda>

Not entertaining enough?

* two stray cats across the street are fighting each other to the death over scraps*
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*A gun materializes in my hand, and I shoot each*
...
*Rests my head on my hand sideways, with the gun between my head and hand; the gun then goes off and hits my forehead*