[quote=@AndyC]
[color=SandyBrown]....awright!  Awright, I--[i]*blub*[/i]--I give!"[/color] Marko sputtered as he tried to reconstitute itself.  [color=SandyBrown]"I give up!  This is--....[i]*glurp*[/i]...this isn't what I signed up for!  I ain't gettin' paid ta--[i]*splurt*[/i]--ta dance fer water-fowl!"[/color]

Flint Marko, now little more than a puddle from the shoulders down, could barely keep it together, both figuratively and literally.  He'd been looking forward to bragging to the boys about how he'd gone round-for-round with Captain America.  As much as he hated him, he could even settle for being taken down by the Web-Head.  But a talking [i]duck?[/i]  This was too much; he'd never live it down.

[color=SandyBrown]"I'll tell ya whatever ya want,"[/color] He groaned, forming just enough of a hand to point up an index finger.  [color=SandyBrown]"On one condition: nobody, an' I mean [i]nobody[/i] hears about this.  Anyone asks, Cap'n America beat me.  Deal?"[/color]
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[color=ed1c24][b]"You get to say you were beaten by Iron Fist. A whining, nearly pre-pubescent Iron Fist in the middle of a permanent case of whiteboy fro. Those are our terms."[/b][/color]

While shaking off the effects of the Macarena-wielding Duck Man's magical mumbo-jumbo, I compose myself enough to leap and land on a fractured piece of wall behind Cap. 

[b][color=ed1c24]"I was gonna go about doing a whole good cop, bad cop thing, but I think you get the idea."[/color][/b]

[img]https://i.pinimg.com/736x/3a/40/86/3a4086c18826b6a05fe228e1d529b095--spectacular-spider-man-amazing-spider.jpg[/img]

[b][color=ed1c24]"We're the good cops. The duck? He's the... weird cop. So before he decides to unleash the Harlem Shake on your sandy butt, why don't you start with who hired you to attack Times Square?"[/color][/b]