[@Strange] Welcome to our little slice of insanity. Padded rooms are on the right, straitjackets are on the left. As far as jumping off, yes, being an author will help you with this. Just think of this as a collaborate book than a single author and you should do fine. There are finer points to learn but it will vary by each GM. In my signature are links to several tutorials and other resources, a more complete list can be found in the articles section in the index. Have any questions, just drop a line to myself or one of the numerous people on the forum. It's a great place. 

[@Mistiel] Oh I just gotta ~wanders over and gives Mistiel a huge hug~ You are such a doll!