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[color=slategray][sub][@Fabricant451] & [@Universorum]
Featuring: [color=7fc19e][b]Kit “My Advice Owns” Thomas[/b][/color] and [color=ffefd5][b]Min “But It’s Way Bigger Than a Lollipop!” Seo[/b][/color]
Location: The ladies room![/sub][/color][/center]
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[indent]Kit had stolen Min-seo from her boyfriend, straight ripped her away. Kit, in a natural fashion, didn’t really think about what Min may have wanted or planned to do, because she was focused on talking to her friend. She wanted to know about how Min’s date was going, and if she was having a good time with Henry. Did she kiss him!? Did they [i]use tongue?![/i] Did Henry touch Min’s butt? Kit had so many questions, and apparently so little time, as Henry had warned that Min was needed in thirty minutes for something that was apparently important, so Kit was on the clock, dammit.

She had pulled Min aside to a bathroom, which had been marked as a ‘Ladies Room,’ and Kit was all smiles as she hugged Min tightly. [color=7fc19e][b]“How’s it going? Is he kissing you lot? What have you guys done? Did he touch your butt?! Tell me everything! I want details.”[/b][/color] Kit said, before releasing Min and finally taking a second to look around the luxurious bathroom. [color=7fc19e][b]“Dude, is the mirror framed with real gold? What the hell?”[/b][/color]

Min-seo at least managed a wave to Henry before she was whisked away off on a little adventure with her friend. Some things were easier said in person, specifically matters of intimacy; it wouldn’t have the same effect if Min simply sent a text saying what she and Henry did even if that would have made for a good enough excuse to spend those thirty minutes with Henry still. Min-seo wasn’t angry at Kit for interrupting. She wasn’t even the least bit upset. The party wasn’t over and she and Henry lived under the same roof, so seeing each other wasn’t a make or break situation. But even still, thirty minutes had a way of feeling like an hour when your mind was with someone you cared for. 

The bathroom wouldn’t have been her first choice for conversation, but it at least seemed to be empty. No one was puking or freshening up. Min turned on the faucet to splash on her wrist where Kit had partially grabbed her away and it wasn’t until she was hanging the towel back on the rack that she finally could answer the myriad of questions fired at her. [color=ffefd5][b]”We...kissed. Tongue...yes. Many times. We…”[/b][/color] Min-seo had to pause to both find the words and say them without sounding too vulgar about it. [color=ffefd5][b]”I touch him...his…”[/b][/color] Min-seo did a short little pantomime of moving her hand up and down. [color=ffefd5][b]”And we...were together.”[/b][/color] Min-seo quickly looked to make sure the bathroom was empty. [color=ffefd5][b]”[i]Sex.[/i]”[/b][/color] 

Just saying the word made Min-seo blush in the cheeks. 

[color=7fc19e][b]“You FUCKED!?”[/b][/color]

Kit’s eyes went wide and she covered her mouth after asking her question. That’s crazy! [color=7fc19e][b]“That’s friggin’ wild dude! Was it awesome!? What’s his dick like? Is it big? Is it small? What does it feel like!? What’s it [i]taste[/i] like? Did you put it in your mouth?”[/b][/color] Kit hugged Min tightly again, before releasing her and putting her hands on either shoulder of Min’s, [color=7fc19e][b]“I’m so proud of you!”[/b][/color] And really, Kit was. She hadn’t expected Min to [i]kiss[/i] this soon, let alone cross the hallowed hall of ‘losing your v-card.’ It was awesome!


She pulled away and shook her head, [color=7fc19e][b]“sorry for asking so many questions. I’m just so curious and interested, and exploding with joy. At least one of us had a good night. And you’re my best friend, so you having a good night makes me have one.”[/b][/color]

Kit’s eyes weren’t the only ones that widened; if Min’s face was red by her own admission, hearing Kit yell like that made her turn more red than a fully ripe tomato. The enthusiasm and surprise was almost an expected reaction but the volume was not. Min-seo was just glad they weren’t in the chemistry classroom or else a portion of their classmates would now have [i]opinions[/i] about Min that were likely different from the neutral ones they had as is. Min was gesturing for Kit to keep her voice down but the motion of moving her palms down must’ve gotten lost in translation. 

[color=ffefd5][b]”Yes, we...yes.”[/b][/color] Repeating it didn’t make it any easier to say, but Min had every reason to believe that this was just normal talk between friends. Even back home she often heard her classmates discuss which boys they thought were cute and which member of an idol group they wanted to be with. She was never part of those conversations, but they didn't’ sound all that different from the one she and Kit were having. Just louder.

[color=ffefd5][b]”It was...better than...good. G...Great, is the word? He...he is very good at...comforting. At first it...hurt because...first time and because...big...big,”[/b][/color] Repeating the word came complete with Min trying to use her hands to show off the size, but it was rather exaggerated given that her hands were spread apart. [color=ffefd5][b]”Taste? No. No taste. Why would...was I supposed to...use...mouth?”[/b][/color] 

Min-seo thought she was doing so well but the surface was barely scratched. Kit really did know everything. 

Kit put her hand on her chin, and nodded as if she were a critic when Min put her hands out. [color=7fc19e][b]“Mhm, mhm…”[/b][/color] That seemed big, and now, the next time Kit looked at Henry, she’d be thinking about his dick. Which, she supposed, wasn’t a bad thing. At Min’s question, Kit looked taken aback. Had Min never watched or read anything sexual before!? [color=7fc19e][b]“Oh, yeah, totally dude. You’re supposed to like, get on your knees and lick it like a lollipop. And then, from what I understand, you put you mouth around it and like… suck like a straw and let him use your hair to sorta drive you? That’s what [i]I’ve[/i] seen anyway. THEN, if my research is correct, he is a very happy boy, cuz you swallow it down. I think it tastes sweet, like candy? It’s gotta, because people seem really excited to eat it… The, uh, end result, y’know? It’s called blowjobs! You ought to ask if he wants one, it seems like a girlfriendly thing to do.”[/b][/color] 

Kit smiled at Min reassuringly, quickly making sure that Min knew she wasn’t doing anything wrong. [color=7fc19e][b]“Honestly, you’re probably doing an excellent job, though. He seemed like really happy, which is legit! But you should suck his dick. I think that’s like the important thing to do…? I don’t know a whole lot, since I’ve never had a boyfriend, but I’ve done a lot of research — for, ahem, scientific reasons — seems to point to the best girlfriends doing a lot of it.”[/b][/color] Kit explained, nodding to herself. Her research was varied, and in her opinion complete. She had spent a lot of time on the internet, learning about things like this. [color=7fc19e][b]“Are you guys gonna do it again, or is this the only time? I bet you guys do it a whole bunch! You live with him, don’t you? What position did you do? Which one are you gonna do next? Did you ride him? You should tell him you want to. I dunno what it means, but it’s really popular.”[/b][/color]

Min was feeling like she should’ve brought a notebook. Though it wasn’t like the lectures in class, Kit was very much like a teacher distilling information that Min-seo would have to apply. Relationships weren’t like tests but it didn’t hurt to brush up on things in order to make a good relationship into an even better one. With as much knowledge as Kit had, Min was surprised that she was single, but maybe she just hadn’t found the right person yet. That was often the hurdle. And yet even though Min-seo was ahead in that regard, Kit still was miles ahead of her. 

[color=ffefd5][b]”Like...lollipop? Blow...job? It is...like candy? Okay, I will ask if he wants...blow..job.”[/b][/color] If it meant that she would be a better girlfriend [i]and[/i] the end result was akin to candy then it was the most win-win situation there could possibly be. This was why Kit was the master and Min-seo was just a student. [color=ffefd5][b]”But he is..not small like lollipop...what if...no fit?”[/b][/color] The thought entered her mind as she remembered what it felt like going in a place designed for the act of insertion. Lollipops were easy to suck on because of their size and flavor. Even on a good day Min didn’t exactly have a mouth made for doing much other than petite bites of food. 

[color=ffefd5][b]”Position? Like...baseball? No position...it was sex. I was..on back and he...go. We were...going back to the room but...you came first.”[/b][/color] 

[color=7fc19e][b]“If it’s too big, you just open your mouth wider! Would you rather a jaw that isn’t sore and a disappointed boyfriend, or a happy boyfriend and a jaw that’s kinda sore? These are the kind of choices you’ll be making as a girlfriend now, Min! It’s tough, I know, and I bet it’s like, uber stressful, but man, I’m kinda jealous. Oh, look!”[/b][/color] Kit leaned towards Min, pointing at her neck, where there was a huge hickey forming. [color=7fc19e][b]“He left a mark on you. That’s [i]soooo[/i] hot. Now I’m definitely, one hundred and ten percent, mad jealous!”[/b][/color] Kit shook her head, blown away by Min’s luck.

Not only had her friend found what seemed to be a sexually pleasing boyfriend, whom Min apparently liked a bunch, but Min-seo lived with the dude! Her life was going to be soooo awesome. Kit wished she had someone that she could sleep with every night… Well, she had stuffed animals, and a dog. But she didn’t have another [i]human[/i]. That had to be way different! Though, she supposed she didn’t know if Min and Henry were going to stay in the same room or not.

[color=7fc19e][b]“Hey, Min? Since you and Henry are [i]totally[/i] a thing now, does that mean you’re gonna move into his room?! You can be like a little housewife! That’d be cool, right? Well, it might be fun for a little while, then… shitty. But, I dunno. I’ve never tried! Your life is so cool.”[/b][/color]

Min-seo had to admit, Kit made a fair point. A jaw would heal with some ice and rest, but a relationship that started off rocky wasn’t so easy to mend. She’d seen many a drama where the couple fell to pieces shortly after getting together and if there was one thing Min wanted to avoid it was winding up like that. Her stepmom used to harp on about ‘wifely duties’ and how a good wife ‘knows what her husband wants before he does’ but just because she and Henry weren’t married didn’t mean the principles didn’t still apply. For all the flak she gave her stepmother, those lessons and Kit’s advice were certainly shaping Min-seo into being the girlfriend she pictured. 

[color=ffefd5][b]”His room?”[/b][/color] That thought never crossed Min-seo’s mind but that [i]was[/i] what boyfriends and girlfriends did, right? Min-seo had a hand up to her neck, palm covering the hickey out of embarrassment as she gave the notion of living together a thought. They already lived together technically, but she shared a room with the guest - which was a roundabout way of saying whenever Parker hung out and stayed the night she and Min shared the same room. But now she had a reason to live together and sleep together under the same roof in the same bed, and that thought made her smile. 

[color=ffefd5][b]”Yes, his room will be...our room. It will be...good.”[/b][/color] 

[color=7fc19e][b]“Ooooh, ‘our room?’ That’s ace.”[/b][/color] Kit teased Min. She was happy to give Min advice, even though it was somewhat questionable as to whether or not it was ‘good’ advice, Min seemed to appreciate it and that made it all the better, as far as Kit was concerned. Plus, Henry would definitely be happier if Min listened to just half of what Kit had to say! Most of it involved making his life better!

[color=7fc19e][b]“Hey, I’ve never seen a dick before,”[/b][/color] Kit said, her expression suddenly shifting to seriousness. [color=7fc19e][b]“You should take a picture for me! That would be cool. You can ask him first. Tell him it’s for [i]science[/i]!”[/b][/color] Which, technically it was. If you asked Kathryn Ingrid Thomas, she was a scientist, and this was just research to store away for future experiments. Were all dicks the same size and shape? Kit wouldn’t know, but this way, she’d at least have something to compare it to when she saw one next!

[color=ffefd5][b]”Picture?”[/b][/color] Was that [i]allowed[/i]? She couldn’t just take a picture of Henry’s dick and send it to Kit, though maybe asking him would be okay. She wasn’t sure how she should even bring up the idea? It wasn’t like she could simply walk up and ask if he wanted a ‘blowjob’ and also if it would be okay for her to take a picture of it. Although, he seemed agreeable enough to worry about her own enjoyment for their first time, and he did tell Kit that he was Min’s boyfriend...and if this was, as Kit said, something that couples did then a dick picture was practically the next step in their relationship. 

[color=ffefd5][b]”Okay, I think...I think it is not a problem. Do I take it before or after blowjob?”[/b][/color] If it was for science, she wanted to make sure it was done right. The last thing she needed was some kind of lab accident to get in her eyes. 

[color=7fc19e][b]“Uhm… take one before and one during… I don’t think aftermath is very important for my research! Thanksssss! Alright, I guess I can take you back to Henry now. Come on, Min, let’s rock and roll.”[/b][/color] Kit said, taking Min’s hand and interlacing their fingers as she walked toward the door.[/indent]