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[center][color=AC58FA][b]Level:[/b][/color] 2
[color=AC58FA][b]Day/Time:[/b][/color] Day 3 - Evening
[color=AC58FA][b]Location:[/b][/color] Forest of Skyrim to Stormcloak Fortress - Ulfric's Tent
[color=AC58FA][b]Tag:[/b][/color] [@Mattchstick][@DracoLunaris][@Zarkun][@Lugubrious]
[color=AC58FA][b]Word Count:[/b][/color] 471[/center]


The Boss was listening to everyone’s input, and he was actually surprised that Azura said she was going to be useful this time. Amazing. The Bot Chick wasn’t as dumb as he thought as she talked about cover. But the one person who amazed him the most was his boy, Reuben. The President’s eyes grew at the mouthful Ruben had spouted:

[color=AC58FA][b]“Woah, where the hell did all that come from? You are just full of surprises dude!”[/b][/color] Boss then raised a finger to his eye, pretending to be wiping away tears. [color=AC58FA][b]“Look how they grow.”[/b][/color]

When Ulfric asked who would want to lead the stealth charge on the tower, Boss shot his hand into the air. [color=AC58FA][b]“Hell yeah. That’s so me. I’ll have the gates open before you know it.”[/b][/color]

[color=0072bc][b]“Boss…”[/b][/color] Kinzie spoke on a sigh.

Frowning, Boss asked, [color=AC58FA][b]“What now? I do something wrong again?”[/b][/color]

[color=0072bc][b]“You’re the leader. You should let the others go in case it’s a trap.”[/b][/color]

[color=AC58FA][b]“Psh! I ain’t no bitch! I’ve been stuck in worse situations.”[/b][/color]

[color=0072bc][b]“And I’ve had to bust you out.”[/b][/color]

[color=AC58FA][b]“Not this one.”[/b][/color]

[color=0072bc][b]“How do you know?”[/b][/color]

[color=AC58FA][b]“Cuz…”[/b][/color]

[color=0072bc][b]“Ugh.”[/b][/color]

Rolling his eyes, Mr. President looked to the group (as though talking to himself was completely normal). [color=AC58FA][b]“I’ll clear the towers, secure the gate, and I’ll meet you guys at the rally point by breakfast.”[/b][/color]

As Ulfric went on to offer them hospitality, Boss glanced around the spacious tent and pointed to a bed roll in the corner. [color=AC58FA][b]“Dibs on that bed roll!”[/b][/color]

He then quickly stood up and raced over to it as though there were others actually competing with him. If Pierce had been there or even Johnny, they would have probably fought to the near death over it. Once he grabbed it, he looked over at a sack like the one Ulfric described and stepped over to it. Grasping the bag’s mouth, he parted it and gazed inside to see sitting at the bottom completely preserved without any mold on it was some bread. He reached inside and pulled out the bread loaf and gave it an inspecting sniff. [color=AC58FA][b]“Holy shit. This bread doesn’t mold or go stale guys!”[/b][/color]

He then bit into the loaf, feeling the hard chewy pull of it. [color=AC58FA][b]“It tastes like real bread!”[/b][/color]

What else he was expecting it to taste like, who knew? Setting the sack down, he went over to a crate next, now curious to what was in there. He started collecting the rations into a pile. [color=AC58FA][b]“This is great. I got some cheese to go with the bread. I found some grapes…what? This is like half a rack of deer ribs! Can you believe this shit?”[/b][/color]

Boss held up the ribs for the group to see. [color=AC58FA][b]“It’s not even spoiled. This is crazy but I like it!”[/b][/color]

[color=0072bc][b]“You’re such a child,”[/b][/color] said Kinzie.