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[sup][sub][h3][i]Go on. Ask me why I've tied some string to my bow. [u]Do it.[/u][/i][/h3][/sub][/sup]
[hr][color=lightgray]moronic [color=c4a030]♦[/color] confident [color=c4a030]♦[/color] impulsive [color=c4a030]♦[/color] fearless[/color][hr][/center][indent][sub][sub][sub][sub][h1][b][i]N[/i][color=c4a030]ame[/color][/b][/h1][/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub]
[indent][color=lightgray]Tomas Guyman, but almost everyone calls him Guyman. It's a ridiculous name, after all.[/color][/indent][sub][sub][sub][sub][h1][b][i]A[/i][color=c4a030]ge[/color][/b][/h1][/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub]
[indent][color=lightgray]Sixteen. He'll get back to you on a joke about that.[/color][/indent][sub][sub][sub][sub][h1][b][i]A[/i][color=c4a030]ppearance[/color][/b][/h1][/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub]
[indent][color=lightgray][color=c4a030]•[/color] [color=ffffff]height :[/color] 5' 7"
[color=c4a030]•[/color] [color=ffffff]weight :[/color] 141 lbs
[color=c4a030]•[/color] [color=ffffff]hair colour :[/color] golden blond
[color=c4a030]•[/color] [color=ffffff]eye colour :[/color] steel
[color=c4a030]•[/color] [color=ffffff]other :[/color] seems to constantly be chewing something in his mouth[/color][/indent][sub][sub][sub][sub][h1][b][i]P[/i][color=c4a030]ersonality[/color][/b][/h1][/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub]
[indent][color=lightgray]Want to get to know Tomas? Good luck getting through the barrage of bad puns, one-liners, and other fun jokes first. That is if he'll even give you the time of day while he's busy "perfecting his craft". The failing comedian seldom has time to talk to people, there are so many jokes out there waiting to be written! Who cares if you need him to save some princess? That's, like, really not important when he just had the [i]best[/i] idea. The only reason he's tagging along for this in the first place is for the sights — they'll inspire more jokes, duh. No matter how you feel about his obsession with comedy, you can't deny Tomas' ignorance makes him incredibly fearless. He's the type to rush through a dungeon and scoff at the 8 foot monster glaring at him, because he's got places to be and things to do, who has time for undead bullshit? Those people 5 feet behind shouting at him to do things just don't understand there's a great knock-knock joke to be made.[/color][/indent][sub][sub][sub][sub][h1][b][i]C[/i][color=c4a030]lass[/color][/b][/h1][/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub]
[indent][color=lightgray]Archer; bows and arrows are his specialty. Also his only-ty.[/color][/indent][sub][sub][sub][sub][h1][b][i]S[/i][color=c4a030]trengths[/color][/b][/h1][/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub]
[indent][color=lightgray][color=white][i]Archery training[color=c4a030]—[/color][/i][/color] He can shoot straight, nock an arrow well, draw his bow with adequate strength and even brace a crude bow to okay results. He has significantly worse luck with crossbows, however.

[color=white][i]Survival skills[color=c4a030]—[/color][/i][/color] While he's no Bear Grylls (who's Bear Grylls?), he can at least fight off a natural death from starvation, infection or thirst should he ever be lost in the wilderness. Fighting off an angry bear that just saw him taking her food is a whole different matter.

[color=white][i]Charismatic[color=c4a030]—[/color][/i][/color] Even if he opens his mouth shortly after and shatters the illusion, it can't be denied that Tomas' natural confidence makes him certifiably charismatic. When he's not spewing 10 jokes every half hour, that is.[/color][/indent][sub][sub][sub][sub][h1][b][i]W[/i][color=c4a030]eaknesses[/color][/b][/h1][/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub]
[indent][color=lightgray][color=white][i]Terrible comedian[color=c4a030]—[/color][/i][/color] Tomas' lack of any shred of humour is most likely going to get him killed one day. He's already crossed "severely injured in a dark alley by angry patrons" off that list.

[color=white][i]Ignorant[color=c4a030]—[/color][/i][/color] The failing comedian would probably be a lot better at what little skills he possesses if he actually cared about them. To him, becoming the best comedian in the world is all that matters. He's got a long way to go.[/color][/indent][sub][sub][sub][sub][h1][b][i]W[/i][color=c4a030]hat were you doing when the princess was kidnapped?[/color][/b][/h1][/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub]
[indent][color=lightgray]The Founder's Festival was Tomas' perfect opportunity to finally build up an audience and wisecrack his way to fame. He had the perfect jokes-so-funny-because-they're-true written up about the royal family, and was about to begin his performance to the side of the street when some asshole bandits caused a commotion while kidnapping the princess! His audience practically vapourised in an instant (clearly due to the guards faintly shouting in the distance and [i]not[/i] his jokes) and the comedian was left fuming. Needless to say, a mission to go after the bandits and get his revenge was an extremely appealing concept to him. Oh, yeah, and save the princess, whatever.[/color][/indent][/indent][sub][sub][sub][sub][hr][/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub][/hider]
[s]I spent like three days writing [i]this[/i] shit[/s]