[quote=@AtomicNut]
Bilko: "Never though i'd need to use it." - flashes honorary gerudo card- "I got this one but it's an old story."

[s](I just remembered he has one)[/s]
[/quote]
-squints- "How... [i]how[/i] did-- [i]you[/i] get something like that? [S]Did someone take you in as a mascot or something??[/s]"

Man, she'll be completely caught off guard by the card. But since he [i]has[/i] one... welp, guess he's one of hers now!

[quote=@Raddum]
And if things go real wrong, at least he'll make a good torch for awhile afterwards.[/quote]
I was thinking the same thing re: torch. Let these two never got lost in a dark cavern together.

[quote=@Raddum]
Considering his skin, it'd be like some annoying friend constantly walking up to you and pinching you to see your reaction. 

[sub][i]I'm sure 'friends' is the perfect word to use when describing any relations between these two individuals[/i][/sub]
[/quote]
Well, you know. Friends, two halves of a violent comedy routine, same difference.

Hmm, might need to finish the history in the morning, getting sort of late on my end.