You've heard the rumors, and now, they're coming true. Brace yourself for the arena fight of the millennium.

On one corner, we have [url=https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/pizza-party-podcast/images/3/39/Shrek.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20150730033516] Shrek[/url], the ruler of far far away, King of the Swamp, and subordinate to none. Played by the legend himself and champion of the arena [@Doc Doctor].

On the other corner, we have [url=http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/ctxdm.jpg]Garfield[/url]. The paragon of masculinity himself, a hero among heroes. How can Shrek possibly hope to stand up to such a powerful threat? Only time will answer that question. Played by the novice [@Warpcircuit].

Arena:
[img]https://www.theatreworldbackdrops.com/Image/BackdropImage/Large/Shreks-Swamp-Scenic-Backdrop.jpg[/img]
[i]Shrek's Swamp[/i]

Win Conditions:

Shrek is swamp lusted. He wins if he is able to successfully extradite Garfield from his swamp.

Garfield is lasagna lusted. In the center of the swamp, located in Shrek's own home, is a freshly baked lasagna. Garfield does not know its exact location, but he is able to follow the scent should he remain unobstructed. Garfield's win condition is to successfully consume the lasagna before Shrek forcefully removes him from the swamp. 

Destroying the lasagna, or Garfield stalemating (becoming unmovable) will result in a draw. Incapacitating either party will result in a victory for the last man standing.

battle theme :

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otIZj58f8EQ[/youtube]