[quote=@Techspert]
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*Nods*
I would give you the full story right away as well as instructions for what you should do, but that would burn through all of the time I have remaining and if it failed, that would be it.
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That's a perfectly good narrative reason! This isn't a story, of course, but it almost sounds like one, and now we have to deal with the logic of narrative consequence! Rather than distract you any further, we'd be happy to listen to what you have to say and answer any questions you might have.